By Jen Nussinow
Before you rush off into choosing a pooch, just think of all the freedom you have at this very moment in time. Binge watching 10 episodes of House of Cards over the weekend? Not a problem. You don’t have to be back at work for another 36 hours anyway. If you had a dog, rest assured there would be mandatory intermissions in which you have to be somewhat decent-saiyara pizza-stained sweatpants. You need to be presentable in order to clean up your pup’s dinner from last night.